My brain, it is melting out my ears.

[hooloovoo]

So I'm pretty sure that I have now looked at every single travel site on the planet.

Oh, wait, I only looked at the English ones. Okay, I looked at the Spanish language sites, but they seem to be mostly European, so the prices are even worse because they're in Euros. 

To save me from certain head explosion, I'm going to do this meme I stole from dmsj .


Out of 140 Life Experiences

Level 1
() I had an asthma attack
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Tried Weed
(x) Drank Alcohol
(x) Been In Love
(x) Been Dumped
(x) Been Fired
() Been In A Fist Fight
() Snuck Out Of A Parent's House

total so far: 7

Level 2
(x) Ever Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn't Have Them Back
() Been Arrested/Seen Someone You Know Get Arrested 
(x) Made Out With A Stranger
() Gone Out On A Blind Date
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School
() Slept With A Co-worker
() Seen Something Die

total so far: 11

Level 3
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking
(x) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been Snowboarding
() Met Someone you met on Myspace
(x) Been Moshing
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Love(d)or Lust(d) Someone Who You Can't Have
(x) Been in a bad relationship

total so far: 19

Level 4
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone Puddle Jumping -
(x) Played Dress Up
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game

total so far: 28

Level 5
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
() Used A Fake / Someone Else's ID
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise
(x) Felt An Earthquake
() Kissed a snake
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
() Robbed Someone
(x) Been Misunderstood

total so far: 35

Level 6
() Pet A Deer
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended
() Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car/ Motorcycle Accident
() Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Had deja vu
() Danced in the moonlight
(x) Hated The Way You Look

total so far: 42

Level 7
(x) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Questioned Your Heart
() Been obsessed with post-it-notes
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep

total so far: 50

Level 8
() Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers -
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
() Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
() Been Kissed Under A Mistletoe

total so far: 55

Level 9
(x) Watched The Sun Set With Someone You Care / Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
( ) Made A Bonfire On The Beach
() Crashed A Party
() Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
() Worn Pearls
() Jumped Off A ledge into water

total so far: 59

Level 10
( ) Screamed "Penis" In Class
( ) Swam With Dolphins
(x ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole / Freezer/Ice Cube
( ) Kissed A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked on the phone for more than 5 hours
(x) Stayed Up All Night

total so far: 66

Level 11
() Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had / Been In A Tree House
() Have been/Are scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
() Seen/ felt a Ghost
() Have/Had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes or Flip Flops
() gone streaking
( ) Been to/Visited Someone At Jail
(x) Played Chicken
() Been Pushed Into A Pool With All Your Clothes On

total so far: 69

Level 12
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
(x) Caught A Fish
() Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
(x) Mooned / Flashed Someone
(x) someone Mooned / Flashed You

total so far: 78

Level 13
() Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) Slept Naked
() French braided someone's hair
(x) Gone Skinny dipping
() Been Kicked Out Of Your House
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving / Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity

total so far: 84

Level 14
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
() Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
(x) Been shot at with a paint ball/bb gun
(x) Had sex in a field/garden
( ) Flattened someone’s tires
(x) Drove in a car until the gas light came on
(x) Had five dollars or less and bought something.

total: 92

Post your results like this:
Out of 140 Life Experiences, I've Had 92

Huh, I would have thought I'd score higher. 

Comments

[st_aurafina]

Ooh, I don't think I'd score that high. In my favour, I have kissed a fish, and licked a cat. (Is that really in my favour? I don't know.)

I've been thinking way too hard about this.

[hooloovoo]

Okay, please explain the fish kissing. Is that a thing people do? I was really confused by that question. I mean, licking a cat makes sense. But fish don't kiss people. And do you kiss them underwater or above water? For that matter, is it a live or dead fish?

Re: I've been thinking way too hard about this.

[st_aurafina]

I think it's a catch-and-release thing - you catch the fish with all your fishermanly wiles, then you unhook it and give it a kiss and throw it back in the water. I was fishing at a trout-farm, so not many wiles were needed. It was a fish in a barrel situation!

There used to be a TV show about it here, Rex Hunt's Fishing Adventures. (Yeah, Aussie TV is just awesome that way!) He used to kiss his fish all the time.

Re: I've been thinking way too hard about this.

[hooloovoo]

Interesting. I've totally never heard of that, but it's a fun idea. I did that whole farming fishing thing once, but it was catfish, and those are kinda gross. Not good for kissing, I think.